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maisie*daisy
05-09-2008, 05:40 PM
Showing the Christmas glitter decoupage set..
"if you dont know what die cut decoupage is its these that have been die cut"
glad we cleared that one up;)

tinah
05-09-2008, 06:01 PM
Aaaarrrhhhhhh, but what's decoupage? ;) :D

maisie*daisy
05-09-2008, 06:11 PM
and whats die cut ????????? lol

Jeanette
05-09-2008, 06:42 PM
Goodness, he's soooooo clever. He's wasted on IW!! :rolleyes:

Gemcrazynan
05-09-2008, 08:01 PM
He drives me sooooooooooo mad
what bush did they find him under?
:mad:

Chess
05-09-2008, 08:05 PM
Wouldn't I just love to take him up on his offer to "slap him with a wet fish" Ding dong!!!!

Gemcrazynan
05-09-2008, 08:48 PM
could you make that a very large wet fish
or better still frozen fish

Chess
05-09-2008, 09:26 PM
could you make that a very large wet fish
or better still frozen fish


Oh, I wish I could insert pictures - found a fab one of a great big muckle potato cod!! No kidding!!

Wahaay, i've done it!
:D:D:D26

Gemcrazynan
05-09-2008, 09:47 PM
Perfect! :D

crafty anne
06-09-2008, 06:43 AM
Oh bless him!

Phree
06-09-2008, 07:07 AM
Well I think it is wrong to inflict such a fate on a nice harmless fish, what makes you think it deserves to be withing 10 miles of Howard? :D However if you google Hag Fish, I rather think they might be better for slapping Howard with, but I suggest you don't google them if you are squeamish cuz they are revolting!

Gemcrazynan
06-09-2008, 08:59 AM
Oh my god it's enough to put you off fish for life :eek:

maisie*daisy
06-09-2008, 04:57 PM
euuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldnt want that with chips . The fish I mean lol ;)

Phree
06-09-2008, 06:10 PM
LOL I guess you googled :D. Revolting ain't they, I have a very dear friend and spades partner who is Canadian.....he is a working fisherman and that is what he catches somwhere in the Atlantic off the coast of Nova Scotia, it totally grossed me out first time he told me about them ;)

Gemcrazynan
06-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Even though it's really ugly i still know which one i would rather kiss

Phree
06-09-2008, 06:25 PM
Even though it's really ugly i still know which one i would rather kiss

LOLOLOL....... well let me tell ya, my money AIN'T on you kissing Howard :p

kriskros
08-09-2008, 11:13 AM
It's great how we all love!!!!!! Howard. He causes a good discusson thread though so give him some credit. I usually turn the t v off when he comes on he is so irritating.

Wellington
08-09-2008, 12:37 PM
Bless him - he really tries. But that's the problem, he tries too hard & it just all comes out wrong. My fave Howardism which I posted about ages back is when he was showing one of those Punch/Embossing kits. Top selling point: "You can open the box, you can close the box". Cheers Howard, I'll just get my credit card out cos that point's swung it for me :D

I keep trying to sit through this week's POW show cos I like Nancy's demos, but I can only get about 20mins in & have to turn the sound off. I'm seriously tempted to Sky+ it so I can fast forward the first 20 mins to avoid him describing the kit...

Rentochops
08-09-2008, 12:53 PM
Bless him - he really tries. But that's the problem, he tries too hard & it just all comes out wrong. My fave Howardism which I posted about ages back is when he was showing one of those Punch/Embossing kits. Top selling point: "You can open the box, you can close the box". Cheers Howard, I'll just get my credit card out cos that point's swung it for me :D

I keep trying to sit through this week's POW show cos I like Nancy's demos, but I can only get about 20mins in & have to turn the sound off. I'm seriously tempted to Sky+ it so I can fast forward the first 20 mins to avoid him describing the kit...

He really talks tarmac in this week's POTW!