"I know you're not supposed to have favourites but...." (Why not? What's so terrible about having a favourite? It's not a sackable offence or else they'd all have been sacked!)
"The measurements are mathematically correct" (Big deal for John Next Door. But what does this really mean? Why would you use mathematically incorrect measurements?)
"This is cool" (Leonie. No, not always. Often a real mess)
"Anybody who knows me" (Phill. Yes, we get the message)
"Yeah?" (John Next Door, Phill etc. YES, we get it)
Feel free to add to the list!