JM it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lovely to hear from you - I've often thought about you and no, you haven't bored me to tears, the only tears have been ones of joy to know that you are a survivor and you're back to entertain us with your one-off sense of humour.
I don't visit the forum very often because hubby isn't well which makes my life pretty hectic, but it's wonderful to know you are OK.